That I needed to read this in order to get a good laugh:
Dwight Schrute: So you got the fax. So why didn't you add it to the resume? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Oh excuse me, I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ. Uh, yeah, I get a little frustrated when I'm dealing with incompetence. Well, you know what? You can go to hell and I will see you there. Burning. Fine. Oh, wait, so you'll let me know when you've made a decision?
Thank God "The Office" is back on NBC tonight!
On a side note...Jon Stewart is hosting the Oscars...it will be amazing...prepare for greatness.